What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 18:48

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
FX’s ‘Alien: Earth’ Official Trailer Reveals a Predatory Twist - The Hollywood Reporter
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Meta pauses mobile port tracking tech on Android after researchers cry foul - theregister.com
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
James Webb Detects Never-Before-Seen Molecule on Scorching Exoplanet - The Daily Galaxy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?
Octopussy
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
‘Strawberry Moon’ June 2025: See The Lowest Full Moon Since 2006 - Forbes